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Joined: 8/15/2009 Posts: 96 Location: Little Wibbly-on-Wobble, Wibblingshire, England
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I've got a dental appointment at 10.20 tomorrow, which odd as I was talking about dentists to Leopara on llew.co.uk. It's just a check up. However I'm always worried that my dentist always insists that his patients remove their trousers during the appointment. This involves the nuisance of having to select suitable matching boxer shorts. Yes, I'm a boxer Short, man. Mrs 'G' says she likes them. But she doesn't have to wear them. There's no support for a chap and thus I feel insecure wearing them. You can imagine added tension at my dentist due this. "Why don't you change your dentist?" my sister asked. "How else could I show off my underwear?" I replied. That got her. KRYTEN: "What would be a good cogent paradigm?"
CAT: "I'd rather have a good example."
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Joined: 8/15/2009 Posts: 56 Location: Virginia,USA
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 Um, where exactly did your dentist study his ... profession, G?
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Sounds all rather..........interesting! Definitely let us know how it goes ;0)
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There you go, all done. No work required. I put on my dark blue boxers this morning, as they they make my knees look smart and dignified. Fortunately, he was in a rush this morning, so my careful selection was a waste of time. Virtute Ac Labore. KRYTEN: "What would be a good cogent paradigm?"
CAT: "I'd rather have a good example."
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Oh my God, I'm due again. More expense! (No, dentists are not free in the UK) KRYTEN: "What would be a good cogent paradigm?"
CAT: "I'd rather have a good example."
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Make sure you wear your special boxer shorts this time, not just the blue ones. Maybe red? With pictures on them? I'm avoiding a trip to the dentist - although I'm taking the kids during the school holidays in a couple of weeks!!!!
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My dentist is brilliant. He engages you in conversation as you walk in, get checked, and pay your bill. You get your monies worth...and he has this hot dental assistant who is unfortunately, for us chaps, a Lesbian with a large girl friend called 'Chuck'. I was once called 'Chuck', a shortening of my nickname 'Chuckles' which was a corruption of 'Guckel', my surname. But I'm not a Lesbian. Though I do like women, but I'm a chap so that's okay. KRYTEN: "What would be a good cogent paradigm?"
CAT: "I'd rather have a good example."
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You do tell the funniest stories! Oh yeah, good to see you over on the Red Dwarf forum!
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